"When You're Good to Moka"
Music by John Kander
Lyrics by Fred Ebb and Miguel Gamalinda
Sung to the music of When You're Good to Mama from the Broadway Musical Chicago.
(Instrumental for When You're Good to Mama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPndCL16_4U)
Ask any of the members on my site
They'll tell you I'm the admin, big and bright
I abuse them all but all of them love me
Because my method works
My method called
HUGE HYPOCRISY!
Got this little mod style
Always sees us through
When you're good to Moka
Moka's good to you.
There's a lot of bannings
I'm prepared to do
You be good to Moka
Then it won't be you.
They say that sites
Are not all that
That's not the way I live
I don't deserve all of this crap
Of how I never give.
Don't you know that my hands
Warn and ban you too
When you're good to Moka
MOKA WON'T BAN YOU!
If you want your own cave
Kiss my feet then too
Make it nice for Moka
He'll get nice for you.
When we pass on modship
We just don't like you
You get mad at Moka
Moka will ban you.
The mods atop the forum
Are the guys you should adore
So boost our egos up a bit
And we won't go ban your's!
Let's all ban together
We're the Forum Crew
When you're pissing Moka
Moka's banning you!
So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Moka...
MOKA's GOOD TO YOU!
